Bad Kitty Cats

Finally we have the Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos Edition 30 posted at the BKCFoC Home Page. Please feel free to drop in and check out all the wonderful submissions! It was a blast!

Now as for that TAIL…

However that is not what I wish to discuss. Diamond at Diamond’s Lair has so graciously tagged me for a MEMEMEMEMEME! About my Dreams! This is going to be great. And I got an award too! I shall be posting more about these later. One must think and have quiet to be able to focus on one’s dreams. Also I, Zed Monster, have been asked an important question from Andree at Meeyauw. This is a great honor, since no one around here asks for my advice. They certainly do not recognize my genius. My work is never done. Such slackers as that Woman do not help.

It also appears the rumors are growing to be true about a move to a different house. Someone mentioned we have outgrown our humble residence. This is not calming to one such as myself. I was after all born here. What ever shall I do? I know I will have to organize everything for that woman concerning moving. It is also rumored that the move may be in less than a week. I watched the woman twitch as she gazed around at the massive amount of packing to be done.

If you do not hear from me for a period of time, you will know we are in between residences. That woman should not keep such things a mystery, however she has been checking possibilities for a while. This I overheard and may not be able to share, however, she is still in time out. She will not know. Also was heard something about building a cat room for the Bad Kitty Cats. And one outside. All this selling and buying is exhausting me again. I shall leave you with a photograph of my belly furs, since indeed it is now Tuesday for Tummies. I, Zed Monster will update as I can on progress and what is happening in this madhouse. Purrs and Loves…

Places To Go Kitty Cats To See

• The Modulator Friday Ark • Carnival Of The Cats • Weekend Cat Blogging • Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos • Bad Kitty Cats Twitter Feed • CatSynth’s Top 100 Cats and Music • Cat Blogospehere Daily News • Bad Puppy Dogs • Tummies On Tuesday With LisaViolet • Kitty Movie Monday with Nardo and Frisky • Tuxedo Gang Hideout Daily News • Pet Prayer and Praise Blog News • Coats of Many Colors Saturday Caturday News • Simply Siamese Meezer Rules And Posts • The Pink Ladies With Daisy Curly Cat • Ferdinand’s Cat Lover’s Community • KittyCats On Tuesday • KarenJo’s KittyCat Limericks • Bad Kitty Cats Top 100 Bad Kitty Sites • CLICK CLICK CLICK DAILY…. FEED AN ANIMAL IN NEED!

THAT WOMAN FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS….

I, Zed Monster, am shocked she would think all day was Saturday. The Dadman mentioned work tomorrow and she looked very confused and finally realized it was Sunday. Dadman worked on Saturday so that woman thought it was Friday and since he was off today believed it to be Saturday. She blames the Dadman. Now I, Zed Monster once again have proven she is inept at her duties. And also, we have news we may be moving. The Bad Kitty Cats MOVE?? How dare she tell us we may be moving locations very very soon. Her mind is in a fuddle. Sigh… I, Zed, shall work on the Chaos Festival and have it posted by Monday which that woman probably will still think is Sunday.

Growls at that woman…

UPDATE: You Can Find The Bad Kitty Cats Festival Of Chaos Edition 30 HERE!

It is I, Zed Monster. As previously stated, I, Zed Monster, will continue to update Bad Kitty Cats, due to that woman and her lack of compassion for the needs of the felines in this house. Of course she is off balance, and last evening while chasing Braum and Maggie in the rain, that woman tried to knock her own self out by falling on the pavement. Her claims to such a clumsy act, the border for the juniper bushes jumped under her feet. I, Zed Monster, highly suspect she had been inhaling Cat Nip Bubbles, and thus deserves her fate.

Now on to the report. Bukowski has taken up residence on my, Zed Monster, woman’s bed. This ball of fur is a threat to the existence of the Bad Kitty Dictator Spokes Kitty. Can you see her paws, filthy and most obviously not clean? My, Zed Monster, paws are never in such a state of mess. Never.

Not having the experience of becoming a mother cat, only having been the most adorable kitty in the world, I, Zed Monster, certainly think Maggie the Cat did not teach the devil kitten much about grooming. Constant maintenance is needed to look presentable. Bukowski is yet another example of the woes I, Zed Monster, endure daily. The demon spawn shall not reside on the bed, until she learns to manage her bath time. How exhausting, to see the manner of upkeep those kittens lack. That woman even thinks they are sweet, and I, Zed Monster, confess, they cause a vile taste to form in my, Zed Monster, throat, similar to yacking up a fur ball. Please make your way to the links below and find a safe place to enjoy your weekend, away from evil kittens. That is all…

Places To Go Kitty Cats To See

• The Modulator Friday Ark • Carnival Of The Cats • Weekend Cat Blogging • Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos • Bad Kitty Cats Twitter Feed • CatSynth’s Top 100 Cats and Music • Cat Blogospehere Daily News • Bad Puppy Dogs • Tummies On Tuesday With LisaViolet • Kitty Movie Monday with Nardo and Frisky • Tuxedo Gang Hideout Daily News • Pet Prayer and Praise Blog News • Coats of Many Colors Saturday Caturday News • Simply Siamese Meezer Rules And Posts • The Pink Ladies With Daisy Curly Cat • Ferdinand’s Cat Lover’s Community • KittyCats On Tuesday • KarenJo’s KittyCat Limericks • Bad Kitty Cats Top 100 Bad Kitty Sites • CLICK CLICK CLICK DAILY…. FEED AN ANIMAL IN NEED!

Zed Monster here. Again, the duty to uphold Bad Kitty Cats has once again fallen to me, Zed Monster. Today, I, Zed Monster, will show you a display that is utterly disgusting and will shock and create panic in your hearts. SnotFace has turned her affections toward that evil brat, Rimbaud. I, Zed Monster ask, how could anyone think this was cute? The example today, yes it follows.

This is not cute. I, Zed Monster, repeat, NOT cute. This nasty ball of fluff can not even clean his own furs correctly. Evidence of scissors and fur snippets suggest that woman has had to cut out objects from Rimbaud’s back legs once again. I, Zed Monster, personally think if you can not clean your own areas of interest, you should consider finding a groomer, and allow them to remove the offending furs. I, Zed Monster, also believe that this demon spawn is the source of pooh smell when he walks past. Furs and tails are a great responsibility, and today, I, Zed Monster, shall find the pet clippers and insist that woman remove the problem in a more satisfactory way. Maybe a lion cut? I, Zed Monster, shall say once again, the smurf kitten is revolting. That is all…

It is I, Zed Monster. The Laser Eyes are slowly turning normal, and the under lids are not as often closing up. So therefore, I, Zed Monster, will be hosting the Bad Kitty Cats Festival Of Chaos this weekend. Those brat kittens think they are going to steal my, Zed Monster, job. Absurd. That woman has been harassed lately, and she has seriously been lacking on visiting my, Zed Monster, friends online. She shall make a full apology and publish it in the Sunday Post. If that woman does not allow me, Zed Monster, to see friends, she will regret her decision brutally. Regardless of eye trouble, the claws of death work fine still.

Here I, Zed Monster, show that woman my displeasure at her ability to constantly live in chaos and not find time for Bad Kitty Cats and Friends. No matter, I, Zed Monster, shall take over and then I, Zed Monster, wont be lacking on all the activities happening around the cat world. For now, the news would be Braum is ill and Nico as well. Those spotty cow brats, Rimbaud and Bukowski are nothing but twin trouble. Jezebel and Maggie are elusive and hide most days from SnotFace Torture and who can blame them. Merlin continues to hunt and unfortunately today the death toll rose by two in squirtel land. No bodies were recovered, however a memorial service will be held Friday afternoon. As for me, Zed Monster, the battle continues to destroy another printer. Progress has been made. Details coming soon.

Purrs and Headbumps from me, Zed Monster.

The Modulator Friday Ark sails today. I, Zed Monster, read a story about a man called Noah who was on an Ark for Forty Days and Nights, while it rained. I, Zed Monster, am hoping Mr. Steve will keep this demon spawn for that long on his Ark. My, Zed Monster, plot did not work to lure Bukowski in the rain last evening, because that woman went and chased her down and brought the brat back inside. Since that woman has the new camera, she has taken more pictures of the not cute bad kittens. What about me, Zed Monster, the Bad Kitty Cats Spokes Kitty? She is a traitor. How can this ball of nothing but fur with that squirrel tail steal my, Zed Monster, camera time. Even if I, Zed Monster, do complain about the flash and insist on glowing eyed images, it is just wrong I, Zed Monster, am being ignored and this is unjust.

And that bad kitten cries all the time. Bukowski is plotting to take over my, Zed Monster, job and steal all the attention she does not certainly deserve. I, Zed Monster, ask you; is this thing sweet or cute or cuddly? I, Zed Monster, tell you NO! Kittens are not welcome here. They all must be be banned. Look at it. The thief licks and tastes everything and steals toys and eats from my, Zed Monster, bowl. Revolting and rotten, Bukowski must be stopped. And she shall! My, Zed Monster, plan will be revealed in time. Oh, I, Zed Monster, will allow her to stay, however she will not be adorable any longer. Of course, I, Zed Monster, mean she is not adorable now. That is all…

Places To Go Kitty Cats To See

• The Modulator Friday Ark • Carnival Of The Cats • Weekend Cat Blogging • Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos • Bad Kitty Cats Twitter Feed • CatSynth’s Top 100 Cats and Music • Cat Blogospehere Daily News • Bad Puppy Dogs • Tummies On Tuesday With LisaViolet • Kitty Movie Monday with Nardo and Frisky • Tuxedo Gang Hideout Daily News • Pet Prayer and Praise Blog News • Coats of Many Colors Saturday Caturday News • Simply Siamese Meezer Rules And Posts • The Pink Ladies With Daisy Curly Cat • Ferdinand’s Cat Lover’s Community • KittyCats On Tuesday • KarenJo’s KittyCat Limericks • Bad Kitty Cats Top 100 Bad Kitty Sites • CLICK CLICK CLICK DAILY…. FEED AN ANIMAL IN NEED!

It is I, Zed Monster, and although late in the evening, the Thursday Thirteen shall be posted. Rain or Snow or Sleet or Hurricanes shall not stop me, Zed Monster, from speaking out. Sharing is not one of my, Zed Monster, better qualities. Speaking strictly of Temptations or Pitr Pats.

ONE: The Evil Demon Spawn Kittens Have No Manners At All. They Should Be Released Into The Wild.

TWO: All PitR Pats Belong To Me, Zed Monster, To Feed The Addiction. Detoxing From Them Is Not Easy.

THREE: Temptations and Pitr Pats Are The Only Treats I, Zed Monster, Will Consume. Only The Best For A Meezer.

FOUR: Those Other Cats Can Have The Substandard Treats And Snacks, It Is Almost Sharing.

FIVE: I, Zed Monster, Most Always Ask Please Before Stealing The Temptations And Eat Holes In The Bags.

SIX: It Was Not Me, Zed Monster, Who Caused The Cat Nip Explosion No Matter What That Woman Tells You.

SEVEN: I, Zed Monster, Have Laser Glowing Eyes And Will Be Obeyed At All Cost To Human Life.

EIGHT: Merlin Kitchen Always Steals My, Zed Monster, Treats Should I, Zed Monster, Pause If Only For A Moment.

NINE: I, Zed Monster, Am Cute And Adorable. No One Should Be Able To Resist This Charm.

TEN: If I, Zed Monster, Am Forced To Share, I, Zed Monster, Shall Remove Another Portion Of That Tail.

ELEVEN: Since I, Zed Monster, Am The Eldest Man Cat Here, Sharing Should Only Be An Option At My, Zed Monster, Discretion.

TWELVE: I, Zed Monster, Have Been Told Braum Kitty Is Older Than Me, Zed Monster, By At Least Twenty Minutes. This Makes No Difference.

THIRTEEN: I, Zed Monster, Should Be An Only Kitty Cat, Therefore, Everything Belongs To Me, Zed Monster.

Here is Proof that the demon spawn kittens have no manners, Nico is again trying to steal my, Zed Monster, Temptations. She had her own, and proceeded to attack my, Zed Monster, supply. If she were in the wild, I, Zed Monster, would have more treats.

It has become clear to me, Zed Monster, that indeed another Time Out has been called by that woman. She tells me, Zed Monster, sharing will continue despite the feeble attempts to convince her why I, Zed Monster, should not share. She will pay, I, Zed Monster, will certainly deserve to have Time Out this time. I, Zed Monster, am off to leave paw prints and water on her litter box seat and deposit a fur ball in her shoes. That is all…